[It's not so much punches as blunt and a bit of a ramble.]

Wait- You just woke up?

[l a z y a s s]

This isn't a prank! I dunno what to do with this thing! It's huge and I don't want it! I got it for doin' the job though so I can't just refuse it. You clearly weren't doin' anything, can you just come to where I'm at?