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[golisolation]

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Hey, wake up.

You're going to come train with me. :)

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Hey! Rise and shine!
Baggy clothes aren't for working out, so wear something sensible.
Or I'll put you into a sharpshooter. 💪

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wat
since when did i agree 2 b ur work out buddy
2 early

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About twenty seconds ago?
You're already up, so let's go. :)

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fukkin barly
i aint rly got work out clothes
unless u got some 4 me

[He's totally banking on that being a good excuse so he can sleep the day away...]

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Ash was about as tall as you.
Little gut, but his stuff should fit you.
Don't worry, it's been washed.

[ U tried. ]

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AUGHGHGUGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

[Yeah he's getting up now.]

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C'mon Big Bad.
I'll teach you how to do a rolling lariat!

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wat r u
a pro wrestler???

[Alola does have their wrestling, after all...]

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Sorry do you think a halfassed right hook is better?
Parker uses it as his main go-to.
I prefer side, heel, and toe kicks. And armbars.

If you're lucky you'll get triangle choked. ;)

[ We all know Incineroar is basically just Tanahashi furry anyway. But lbr, anyone could probably stomp Kukui in a fight. ]

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not wat im meanin
mainly used to hearin people usin them terms when they kno a thing or 2 about wrestlin
alolas got plenty of wrestlers
some fake but u kno thats just how all things r

[KUKUI IS A FAKE WRESTLER!!! Guzma could trash him.]

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Well, fighting style is all part of my work?
I mean, I specialize in what works for my body type and height but my partners tend to be brick walls.
So, they use more simple moves I guess?
Eh, still takes skill. I respect it.
Just leave the monsters for the BSAA.

[ Jill believes that. Look at all those fake ass glamor muscles!!! ]

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Hey, just checking to see if you're alive.

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hey asshole
one of your bugs is part electric right

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ya
y

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as if anythin could kill me
u could just come see for urself ive just been in the woods

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[broceanic]

can electrode hang out with him?
i think the lack of electric types around here is contributing to his bad mood

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[golisolation]

u sure that aint just havin u as his trainer???

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[broceanic]

could be

[in fact he's pretty sure he's the problem!! get with the self-loathing!!]

but still
couldn't hurt to socialise them right

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Isn't it a little cold for that?
Are you trying to do one of those tests to see if I'll come drag your ass back in?
Because I hate things like that.
If you want some attention you just walk yourself to where I am and come and hang out.

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[wow u emo]

guess it wouldnt hurt nothin
where u @

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psh cold aint never bothered me

[He says this, but lbr, he's not used to the cold, but he's a stubborn jackass who thinks it'll make him tougher enduring this crap.]

i aint doin this for you
i kno how 2 get ur attention just fine
layin piss ass drunk on the livin room floor always seems to do the trick

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You think you're being sly but you just admitted to doing something for my attention.
Stop being a dumb brat, Guzma.
You're pretty decent when you aren't.
And if you're gonna drink, at least hang out with me and play a few drinking games.

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i didnt say i DO shit FOR your attention
i said i kno HOW to get it
if i want it
when i want it which we kno aint that often not like i need that sorta shit

but lemme finish up here and ill head back in
drinks r on u

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Yeah, yeah, you're a tough guy.
It's alright. I like you, too, Guzma.
I'm glad you're here.

So move your ass on in.
C'mon and we'll play a game of twenty-one questions or something.
You big baby.