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Hey, wake up.

You're going to come train with me. :)

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Hey! Rise and shine!
Baggy clothes aren't for working out, so wear something sensible.
Or I'll put you into a sharpshooter. 💪

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wat
since when did i agree 2 b ur work out buddy
2 early

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About twenty seconds ago?
You're already up, so let's go. :)

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fukkin barly
i aint rly got work out clothes
unless u got some 4 me

[He's totally banking on that being a good excuse so he can sleep the day away...]

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Ash was about as tall as you.
Little gut, but his stuff should fit you.
Don't worry, it's been washed.

[ U tried. ]

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AUGHGHGUGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

[Yeah he's getting up now.]

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C'mon Big Bad.
I'll teach you how to do a rolling lariat!

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wat r u
a pro wrestler???

[Alola does have their wrestling, after all...]

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Sorry do you think a halfassed right hook is better?
Parker uses it as his main go-to.
I prefer side, heel, and toe kicks. And armbars.

If you're lucky you'll get triangle choked. ;)

[ We all know Incineroar is basically just Tanahashi furry anyway. But lbr, anyone could probably stomp Kukui in a fight. ]

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not wat im meanin
mainly used to hearin people usin them terms when they kno a thing or 2 about wrestlin
alolas got plenty of wrestlers
some fake but u kno thats just how all things r

[KUKUI IS A FAKE WRESTLER!!! Guzma could trash him.]

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Well, fighting style is all part of my work?
I mean, I specialize in what works for my body type and height but my partners tend to be brick walls.
So, they use more simple moves I guess?
Eh, still takes skill. I respect it.
Just leave the monsters for the BSAA.

[ Jill believes that. Look at all those fake ass glamor muscles!!! ]