broceanic: (dummy)

uh oh!!

[personal profile] broceanic 2020-01-18 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[he knew he wouldn't be here forever. he knew none of them would be here forever, though archie had hoped he wouldn't leave guzma behind.

for a while, he's been leaving a note out on his bed in case it happened-- putting it away every night. maybe guzma finds it eventually. it's not going anywhere. it's relatively thick; he's written down and saved all the recipes he'd made for the awful man over the course of their time here, as well as his best estimation of alolan malasadas. finally, a note:]


hey shithead, i guess i got fucked by whatever the hell it is that brought us here and it sent me home. sorry. i wish i could've stayed a little longer. we don't know each other back home and we don't know to seek each other out. i'm a decade behind you, anyway.

even if we can't do anything back home, knowing you here meant a lot. there's no-one i'd rather play dildo darts with or stab.

i'm gonna let gundam tanaka have crabrawler. he's a good kid, i think he'd be a fantastic trainer. he's an expert in the equivalent of raising baby pokémon and i think he's used to magic. you'd probably like him a lot.

we were getting there, right? be good. you're not as stupid or incapable of it as you think. love you, big man.

archie