[Guzma looks like a goddamn drowned Rattata, and he's about as happy as one. The core is on the ground, spewing water, but the gush isn't as much as it was initially. He's glaring at it, but then glaring at Yellow Diamond from where he's sitting.]
You're a dick, y'know that?
[But then, with a semi-defeated tone:]
...Yeah, I didn't even know this shit existed. It's pretty cool.
[The silence is frustrating, and he hates feeling like he's so out of his element. Pulling out an Ultra Ball, he releases Golisopod—who looks a little confused at the situation. He eyes Yellow Diamond curiously, before looking to the gushing core.]
Golisopod, hit that thing.
[Guzma jabs a finger at the core, and Golisopod looks from his trainer to it with a bit of confusion. But, he does as he is told and walks over to it, before raising one of his bigger arms up, pausing for a second, and then slapping it.]
[she watches golisopod come out with interest. this isnt' her first pokémon-- when the bug strikes the core it stops. yellow saunters over and crouches to look at it.]
Is this like that big serpent? These creatures are hideous. I'm amazed they're allowed into the city at all.
[Oh thank fuck it worked. Golisopod looks over at Guzma as if to ask if he did good, and with a thumbs up from Guzma, his expression changes to something more gleeful—till Yellow Diamond calls him hideous. That just gets an annoyed stare in her direction. Matched by Guzma's own.]
What the fuck do you got against Pokèmon? Also, I don't think a lady who looks like a stretched out pinap got room to talk about hideous.
[Not that Yellow Diamond is actually ugly, but that yellow is a bit much. Guzma gets up at least, and walks over to the core, bending over to pick it up and look it over.]
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[and yet still she doesn't offer any warning for the water that'll explode out of it when he does. oops!]
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[Well, she said the right shit to get him riled, because in the next moment he slams his fist into it.
And it explodes with water.
Knocking him back in both force and surprise, while dropping the core entirely.]
FUCK!
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Trial by fire! Or... water, I suppose. Aren't they fascinating?
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You're a dick, y'know that?
[But then, with a semi-defeated tone:]
...Yeah, I didn't even know this shit existed. It's pretty cool.
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[Guzma glares at her, and then the core. He gestures at it a bit erratically, showcasing his annoyance with this entire situation.]
How do I make it stop? What do I even use it for?!
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Golisopod, hit that thing.
[Guzma jabs a finger at the core, and Golisopod looks from his trainer to it with a bit of confusion. But, he does as he is told and walks over to it, before raising one of his bigger arms up, pausing for a second, and then slapping it.]
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Is this like that big serpent? These creatures are hideous. I'm amazed they're allowed into the city at all.
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What the fuck do you got against Pokèmon? Also, I don't think a lady who looks like a stretched out pinap got room to talk about hideous.
[Not that Yellow Diamond is actually ugly, but that yellow is a bit much. Guzma gets up at least, and walks over to the core, bending over to pick it up and look it over.]
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[liar. she holds a hand up in guzma's face, not quite pushing him away.]
This one almost looks familiar... [she's pretty sure she crushed a planet of bug people, once.] What was that you took it out of?
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[He offers, staring at her hand in agitation.]
Don't know why he's familiar, considering we just met. I took him outta an—Will you get your hand outta my face!?
[He then tries to swat her hand away.]