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[golisolation]

"Yo, it's the hated boss that beats you down, and beats you down, and never lets up... Yeah, big bad Guzma is here—well, I ain't, actually. Leave a message and ya boy will get back at ya. Later days, dude."

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[golisolation]

bcuz i brought up the beach!!

[fauxmarth]

Fireworks are not exclusive to the beach, Guzma.

[golisolation]

[There's no reply for several minutes.]



u evr play any games? i kno ur from the stone ages or w/e but u been here 4 a while now so

[fauxmarth]

I have on occasion, yes. Volleyball, ice hockey, and tennis. I'm not very interested in board games, however. The rules tend to be complicated or hard to remember on-the-spot.

[golisolation]

[...]

i didnt mean sports or board games

[fauxmarth]

What did you mean then? Cards? I know "go fish"...

[golisolation]

LOL go fish...
nah! im talkin video games yo

[fauxmarth]

I see. No, I have not played them...

[golisolation]

theyre somethin me & my crew play 2gether
u should try em sometime w/ that little competitive streak of urs u might like em

[Clearly Lucina needs to play this world's version of Mario Cart or Mario Party.]

[fauxmarth]

[clearly Guzma wants like six broken controllers.


ALSO A LONG PAUSE.]

If you show me how, I am willing to try.

[golisolation]

[You say this as if he doesn't likewise break his own controllers.

He grins.]

well make it a date then!

how about this weekend huh? u free?

[fauxmarth]

[date???

D....DATE................................!!

IRIS...HELP.........]

I believe I will have time, yes.
I can ask for an afternoon off from work.

[golisolation]

[NO BIG DEAL. This ain't any more intimate than wrassling in the backyard or drunk smooching on his couch!!

He's...actually pretty excited about this, silly as it is. It's just starting to feel a lot more real. Less so because of what they're gonna be doing, but just...this entire conversation has helped him ease into this.]

cool sat good 4 u then?
ill pick us up some dinner & drinks what u feelin?

[fauxmarth]

[DATE?? ? ? ?? ? ? ?? ??

SIMPLE DOG NOISES??????????????

it's SUCH relief this is text for a change!! she can type and erase and type and erase and sound WAY more put-together than she is right now!!

wait. hang on. feeling...food. what food does she feel. she feels kind of sick?? ALTERNATE REALITY GOOGLE WHAT FOOD IS GOOD TO FEEL.

...EAT.


IRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

That sounds lovely.
I'm not very picky, so any variety suits me fine. Things like pizza or Chinese or the sort that can be carried out...I'm familiar with those sorts.
I can bring a dessert?

[golisolation]

[Wow she does a great job hiding behind a screen, because Guzma's surprised at how composed she is. Though he's no fool, and he at least assumes she's a little caught off guard. Mainly because he himself still feels a little awkward with this whole thing, but he's feeling good too. Confident.]

uh chinese is the 1 that comes in those folded up white boxes right? rice noodles alla that?
what u like from there?
& i aint gonna say no 2 dessert i aint picky abt it but nething w/ chocolate aint gonna steer u wrong

[He's only picky about his hot cocoa.]

[fauxmarth]

[gods hold on she needs to like. look up menus and things because DOES she like this stuff??

...yes. this is all familiar.]

I've liked everything I've tried there, so you can pick freely without worry. If I remember rightly, spring rolls are very good.
As for a dessert, I will remember: anything with chocolate.
(I guess that counts as your turn of things to like)

[golisolation]

[Guzma's still trying to learn the names of this shit.

It doesn't help when it's all very similar to food from regions he is familiar with, and he has to stop himself from saying Johtonian, Kantonian, etc.]

good 2 kno ill make sure w/e i get we got hella spring rolls
& damn right it does esp since u cheated me outta 1 of urs earlier huh?

[fauxmarth]

I did NOT cheat and even if I did, I don't see why you would take offense?
I thought you were the sort of person to balk at rules.

[so...SO THERE!!!]

[golisolation]

u got me there
but only if ur admittin what u did was a lil sketch

[fauxmarth]

Not at all. I had no intention of partaking in foul play, nor do I ever.

[golisolation]

ill c abt that this weekend huh?

[fauxmarth]

Yes, you shall.
Until then,

[.....,.,,..until then. then. farewell? how do people end text conversations NATURALLY. it's unknown. she's not even going to try.

just gonna. scroll up a bit.

'it's a date.'



oh, dear...]

[golisolation]

[...

He waits for something else to come after that, since it seemed like an incomplete thought at the very least, but then...nothing.





OK...]

aiight yeah
take it ez yo