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[golisolation]

"Yo, it's the hated boss that beats you down, and beats you down, and never lets up... Yeah, big bad Guzma is here—well, I ain't, actually. Leave a message and ya boy will get back at ya. Later days, dude."

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[h2no]

Dunno. Guess I wanted to make sure I didn't fuck your uncle, or something.

[he hums, clearly interested in this explanation.]

Probably better he of all Alolans were ported in then, aye?

[golisolation]

Tch, yeah don't worry about that. I wouldn't even know if y'did.

[It's not like he even knows his extended family, but that's to be expected when you have the shitty family situation that Guzma does...]

He stays outta my way. Dunno if that'd be the case were any of the other Kahuna showed up. Better it don't happen--for their sake.

[h2no]

Heh.

[not sure what he's hehing at. could just be the situation or guzma's attempt at being nonplussed.]

Guess I gotta do you a solid and romance any others that show up, huh?

[golisolation]

If fuckin' 'em keeps 'em outta my way, guess I can't complain.

[A momentary pause, then:]

...But don't tell me you and Nanu ain't just a one time fling.

[h2no]

And to think my mom told me I wouldn't get anywhere in life.

[she didn't. he loved his mother. he feels immediately bad for saying that.]

Huh? I ain't plannin' more, if that's what you're gettin' at.

[golisolation]

Cathartic when you prove your folks wrong, huh?

[He picks up on the joking, but even so, what he says is only half of one. Not that...he has any issues with his mom, not really anyway.]

Good, I really don't wanna haveta think about you goin' in for sloppy seconds. Or, him doin—y'know what, lets just drop that whole fuckin' train of thought.

I can't believe my idiot ex-husband fucked Nanu, what a time to suffer bein' alive...

[h2no]

Mmm. [maybe not his own folks, but other people. as many mistakes as he made, archie feels like he managed to prove a couple people wrong. maxie, mostly.] Oh, it won't be sloppy, Guzma. I know we never consummated our marriage, but I try to keep sloppy out of it.

[that's a lie, what happened was.......... 250% sloppy.]

Aye, and he enjoyed your suffering, too. I hope the image haunts you.