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It's ya boy GUZMA ([personal profile] golisolation) wrote2010-06-01 12:42 am

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"Yo, it's the hated boss that beats you down, and beats you down, and never lets up... Yeah, big bad Guzma is here—well, I ain't, actually. Leave a message and ya boy will get back at ya. Later days, dude."

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fauxmarth: (gosh.)

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2020-03-30 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[if it's an odd state he's in, Lucina doesn't notice it -- instead, she just brightens upon seeing him, feeling a fresh swell of delight in her chest.

...the smell is rather potent, though. she can't really complain, considering the stink metal polish can have!]


Owain's, [she corrects lightly, nodding.] but effectively mine, yes. They've been stowed away in a storage unit outside of town for...a year or so, I think. But now there's space to let them shine!

[she tilts her head, letting the hair Masquerain ruffled settle out of her field of view.]

Want to come have a look? Some of them are pretty remarkable.

[by which one can say.....................................uh. well, remarkable, yes. but also there's some real mall ninja-level shit in here: black blades with glitter inlaid, quarts knives, pewter-cast skull embellishments...this collection varies between deadly effective and effectively 2edgy4me.

and they're all better for it! most of them have little tags or post-its with titles scribbled on them -- things like dreameater, naga's virtuous fury, raudrowl rage, and other things that sound like either energy drink names or fantasy doorstopper titles.]
fauxmarth: (we chill.)

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2020-03-30 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Not really. [which she has to admit with a sheepish laugh. she scoots herself aside so Guzma and company can move about without stepping on anything, herself reaching into the chest to pick up another blade wrapped in cloth.]

Most weapons are just weapons -- the special ones get names. But to Owain...every weapon with a name has a soul, and with that soul, a greater means to defend its wielder. [she says so fondly, uncovering the pristine metal of the rapier she's got. she remembers this one -- it was loaned to Utena for a spar!

that was so long ago...]
fauxmarth: (god this is the most relaxing void)

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2020-03-30 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I wonder... [it's a thoughtful tone as she wipes dust off the blade, resting it in her cross-legged lap. her eyes wander to Masquerain, wandering through the little maze of sharp edges and fancy hilts.]

There might be something to it. If it gives a person more confidence and trust in their weapon...I think that matters. [she nods over to the corner of the room, where Aurora is propped up like a watchful sentry, the stone in its hilt glinting from light cast from the window.]

I don't know if I've ever heard of a ghost blade, the way you know it, though. But I think imbuing something with a name beyond their utility...can form a kind of bond.

That might be my bias, having been spoiled for brilliant blades with names.
fauxmarth: (cool having an actual future is neat)

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2020-03-31 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Mm. [she nods, setting the rapier down by some sparkly neon green novelty sword. unholy glittershriek...she...might've just guessed what the name of that one was; she didn't remember them all! Owain's catalog is dense!

after a moment:]
You've not much practice with swords, right? I could show you some basic moves, if you'd like.

[even before she's finished saying that, her mouth's pulled into a smile, already pretty interested in the prospect. she wouldn't admit it aloud, but she's kind of dreamed about it? being able to share her craft with the man she's over the moon for...it'd be wonderful!

and...rather hot? as he'd say? gosh.]
fauxmarth: (i gotchu)

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2020-03-31 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[honestly? inevitable. but Lucina's not thinking about that future right now: she's thinking about right now, and his answer, however wary, gives her a morale boost.

she uncrosses her legs, standing up, bringing the rapier with her as she steps over some knives to his side, putting a hand on his arm that slides down to his hand in a weirdly seductive way before she puts the rapier hilt in his hand, closing his fingers around it. this is definitely not the first choice of blade for a man like Guzma? but hey. it's just for show!]


It's not so simple...but that's part of the fun. [she rests her head against his shoulder while guiding his wrist up to hold the sword up.] Learning to find an extension to your own power...making it part of your power...hearing it sing when you move it...

[wow Lucina is horny for swords news at 11.]
fauxmarth: (i like that just fine)

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2020-03-31 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
[she makes a soft, pleased sound at that, tilting his wrist a little to angle the point of the blade. for a second there, she seems a little lost and far away, but in a blink, she's back, smiling over her own shoulder toward Scizor.]

What do you think? Think your trainer has what it takes to deftly wield a blade?
fauxmarth: (casually becomes ur crush)

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2020-03-31 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
No, we can't. It'd bring me shame as your girl! [she smirks at him before releasing his wrist, letting him hang onto that sword if he wishes while she crouches back down to move some things aside.] Besides, your arsenal can only get better, knowing your way around a proper blade. Who knows? You might end up almost up to snuff to the old berserkers and warmasters; you've already got an edge with that armor of yours.
fauxmarth: (i like that just fine)

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2020-04-01 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Lucina ducks her head to obscure a broader smile as he hastens to tack on that last complimentary bit; she wasn't even fishing for it, yet he tossed it out so fast! he really is sweet in ways he wouldn't sell himself as, and it's part of what endears him to her still.]

You'd like the whole of them, I'd imagine. [except for the part where they swear fealty to a crowned lord? but look, that's splitting hairs.

while dusting off a dagger:]
What I remember is them being very big, hulking sorts who weren't very particular about armor. Instead of riding into battle on warhorses or other mounts, they struck out on foot with nary a breastplate. Their armor was their fighting spirit -- their voices were the loudest, their swings the hardest, and their passion for combat the most overwhelming. Sometimes a berserker could win a duel with just a look, I'm told! Others, a bold word.

[or words...lots of words, when it came to Vaike.

yet even that isn't a slight to him; Lucina speaks with much admiration as she places the weapon back on a folded rag beside its kin.]


Most were renown for wielding massive weapons -- battleaxes, mostly, but also swords almost as tall as me!
fauxmarth: (BUT NOT THAT WAY!!!)

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2020-04-01 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[with her attention on the weapons, Lucina misses much of that affectionate look being cast her way -- but only for a bit, because his dig on her height has her shooting a pouty look his way.]

I'm not that short either, you know! [even as she protests, her face reddens and her heart jumps at the sight of his expression; it is absolutely ridiculous how quickly she can melt in the face of such a thing, dammit! before she can be utterly done for, she shakes her head and looks away, setting the dagger's sticky note back on the hilt(Small Vengeance of a Darkened Heart with a question mark at the end because honestly...Lucina's not sure if that was the full name or not).]

But yes. Very large bastard swords and the like -- they could cleave huge swaths in enemy armies with a swing!

Maybe I could find a way to replicate them in a way in the Danger Room...
fauxmarth: (i gotchu)

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2020-04-01 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
No, those are still back in storage. They were too big for the chest!

[she looks over and watches him peruse with a pleased look. it feels nice to share something so dear with someone so dear and have it received well.

when his hand hovers close to the hilt of a spatha:]
That one might be easier to start with. A broad flat, stout handle...good for fast and decisive cuts in close quarters, but long enough to pick at someone shying too far from reach. I started Archie on something similar when he asked me to show him the basics.
fauxmarth: (owain's on fire again. actual fire)

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2020-04-01 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[it doesn't take much at all to notice that change of tone and posture, and it pulls Lucina's attention right away.

she frowns, trying to discern the problem for herself, but...]


...Hey. [she reaches over, putting a hand on his arm.] What's wrong? You look pale all of a sudden.
fauxmarth: (i mean. ok. but like. uh.)

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2020-04-01 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh, no. she doesn't like that. right away, she feels the compulsion to insist, demand him explain himself, so she may understand and help and...fix...

her expression grows pained for a moment before she shakes her head. she squeezes his arm a little.]


Okay. [trust him, dammit. even if it doesn't feel great!] Just...tell me if I can help. Whenever. Not right now, if you don't want.

[red-faced, she withdraws her hand so she can finish arranging pieces on the floor and then, kneeling over the oak chest and withdrawing some hooks and pegs, about to say one thing when she realizes another.]

I...[wait.] Did I remember to bring a hammer?
fauxmarth: (i...guess you can eat cake that way)

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2020-04-01 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[at that huff, Lucina looks over at the bug, smiling apologetically.]

If he wouldn't mind... Honestly, with all of your help, I can get these set up pretty quickly and be done with it.

[while twiddling a hook in-between her fingers, she looks back over with the same expression toward Guzma.]

What do you say? An hour or so of hanging up deadly weapons before deciding on dinner?

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