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[golisolation]

"Yo, it's the hated boss that beats you down, and beats you down, and never lets up... Yeah, big bad Guzma is here—well, I ain't, actually. Leave a message and ya boy will get back at ya. Later days, dude."

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voice

[h2no]

Yo, asswipe! I heard you got turned into a dog! You got pics? I'll share a vid of teen me gettin' my ass kicked if you wanna swap stories about it!

[archie sounds infuriatingly chipper about this whole thing, honestly.]

voice;

[golisolation]

[GODDAMMIT.]

Like I even need a video to know you'd get your shit kicked—'specially as some punk kid, tch!

[There are pictures, none that he took, but he knows they exist. They have to, no one would let him suffer that crap without some evidence to prolong that suffering!]

I ain't got no pics, nah. But I'll watch that video anyway if you wanna send it my way. Also, why you soundin' so damn hype about that crap? That shit blew dick.

Re: voice;

[h2no]

[archie just laughs, but sends the video. it is humiliating, but pretty funny!]

'Cause I ain't no bitch, idiot! All the awful shit that's happened - this was almost a nice holiday from it all! Ain't no-one dying or shit fallin' down to hell! Just idiocy!

voice;

[golisolation]

[There's silence on Guzma's end for a second, and...you know what, he's right. For once.]

...Guess so. Well, I ain't got no pictures. Maybe Lu does I dunno. Ask her if you really wanna fuckin' see it. Anyway, hold on, I'm gonna watch this shit real quick—

[And he does indeed! But damn, now he's a little bummed he missed the chance to kick young Archie's fucking ass. Well, not that he really, truly could...not when he was fucking eleven, and when he wasn't he was a goddamn DOG.]

—man y'know, you ain't changed that much since you were a fuckin' punk! Fuckin' stupid then, fuckin' stupid now! You just got a beard and glamour muscles to make you seem like you ain't some li'l bitch, but no amount of facial hair or steroids are gonna hide that!

Re: voice;

[h2no]

I did ask her! She said to ask you! Fuckin' reasonable girlfriend protectin' your dignity and shit. You ain't told her you don't got none?!

[he snorts a laugh at guzma's judgment of him as he is.]

Hey, bro, at least I ain't stupid enough to still be workin' for the Rockets. That's a step up no matter how you look at it.