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[golisolation]

"Yo, it's the hated boss that beats you down, and beats you down, and never lets up... Yeah, big bad Guzma is here—well, I ain't, actually. Leave a message and ya boy will get back at ya. Later days, dude."

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Comments

[h2no]

[it takes him a long moment to reply which could be anything-- appraising, saving, judging...

mostly it's just laughing.]

3/10
couldn't pay me to deal with that thing

[golisolation]

its fine i kno ur intimidated
ur a fuckin manlet aftr all doubt ud even kno HOW to deal w/ it yo

not that i even want u 2 man

[h2no]

[...

archie wouldn't usually do this, but he's maybe slightly drunk. also: why not? when has he ever thought anything through?

he sends a selfie of himself with matt from a year ago.

matt who is clearly taller than guzma and twice as wide.

he says nothing else.]

1/2

[golisolation]

[golisolation]

so is it like throwin a hotdog down a fuckin hallway or what

[h2no]

what
no
what
shit
no!!! don't be obscene!

[says ARCHIE]

i don't remember what my original point was
anyway the real cock is you

[golisolation]

guess that means ur bugsona cant be cockchafer either
not when u aint even touchin the dick thats technicly in u while fukin

[h2no]

my bugsona is obviously a cicada because in my soul i want to live underground for 20 years then emerge to scream and fuck
ideal life

[NOT EVEN TOUCHING THE REST OF THAT, THANK YOU.]

[golisolation]

20 yrs w/o fuckin sounds awful yo

[Picking up on the most important parts.]

[h2no]

keenly aware, huh?

[archie he is 22 you fucking idiot]

[golisolation]

[Archie...]

yo how old do u think i am???
also eat shit aint been that long 4 me

[h2no]

with your wrinkles? 44 at least
no shame in having no game

[golisolation]

aint got no wrinkles tf u goin on about
ur also way off dude wtf

[h2no]

yes you do
that dick pic
looks like a dried-up piece of salami

[golisolation]

dude u need glasses
thats 1 juicy piece of fuckin man meat and u kno it aint a damn wrinkle in SIGHT
i bet ur shits so old & shriveled its basically a dried up wurmple bakin in the sun

[h2no]

this is a really weird way of asking me to show you my dick

[golisolation]

whoa i didnt ask 4 no dick pic yo

[golisolation]

but theres only 1 way 2 prove me wrong

[h2no]

aw, you wanna make out as well?

[golisolation]

sure
might jerk u off a lil if im feelin generous tho id be a lil worried ur dried up cock will crumble gettin attention after such a dry spell

[h2no]

the idea of fist fighting you with your super strength is literally more appearing to me than that

[golisolation]

tbh id be worried if u were in2 ur dick crumblin

[h2no]

someone out there is

hey what were we talking about again

[golisolation]

dude idek im 2 fuckin high rn to keep up w/ this shit
what time is it

[He asks, while being fully capable of looking at the clock on his fucking comm.]

[h2no]

uhhh
4 49am
so an embarrasingly long amount of time spent on this

hey guz

what's the difference between eggs and you