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[personal profile] ulaulakahuna 2019-04-05 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)


[The mysterious mustachioed man perks up when Guzma finally takes an interest. He nods and appears to think back to the very definitely real memory of this bug that super does exist.]

[(He's maintaining this ridiculous charade with remarkable calm, considering his rare anger with the other man. Nanu doesn't intend to keep this up for too long—though he's amazed this dumbass, itchy, paste-on mustache is fooling Guzma at all.)]


Ah! So you are the bug expert! [Sounding relieved somewhat, and maybe a little appreciative, the man smiles.] I sure got lucky findin' you right quick!

It was a small l'il thing, no bigger than my hand, I suppose. Had more legs than fingers on one, though, aha-ha! Looked like it was painted all odd for a skittery fellow—coulda' sworn I saw a tiny frownin' face on its back! Like one o' those ee-mo-geese you youngin's like to use.

[(Take comfort in the fact that Nanu knows exactly how painful this is to hear. It's even worse saying it.)]
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[personal profile] ulaulakahuna 2019-04-05 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)


[(It's so bad. If Nanu weren't harboring anger for this, he would burst out laughing when all was said and done. As it is, that's not to say he's not enjoying this. He and Anabel are sure to have a good laugh later.)]

"Spinny-rack", eh? [(God, that was almost too much, even for him.) The man laughs, pleased with Guzma's response.] Well, I'm glad you know your stuff! I ain't up to date with all these newfangled ideas.

[The man nods again, becoming a little more serious as he...recalls.]

It was a quick'un, it was. Dartin' around this way 'n that. Spooked the townsfolk real good! They were tryin' to catch it with their boots, if you know what I mean.
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[personal profile] ulaulakahuna 2019-04-06 12:15 am (UTC)(link)


[It's a shame, really. The man seems to agree with Guzma, or at least it appears that way. He has the decency to look a little embarrassed at his rambling, though!]

Ah, you're right - I'm just slowin' you down with all my prattlin'! Let's see... [The man pauses to think.] That's the tricky thing, though. Last I saw it, it was in the city, y'see? A crowd had cornered it in a dead-end alley. Thing was shakin' like a leaf at all them folks.

Don't worry, sonny—I muscled right to the front o' that mob to take care of 'em myself.
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[personal profile] ulaulakahuna 2019-04-06 01:28 am (UTC)(link)


[The man...doesn't seem deterred by Guzma's growing irritation, like he should be. Like any normal person would be. He just casually answers the same as before. Almost.]

No, no, y'hear? You gotta open your ears, son! It's just as I said. I took care of it.

[There's a trail of weird slime on one of his shoes.]

[His smile doesn't seem as friendly, anymore.]
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[personal profile] ulaulakahuna 2019-04-06 02:33 am (UTC)(link)


[The ridiculous accent is dropped pretty much immediately, despite the disguise still securely in place. It might even sound familiar, though with the magic in effect, Guzma won't be able to place it. The man's still not intimidated in the least, going with the grab of his shirt almost as though he'd fully expected it to happen. There's no worry in his features, even more evident with what comes out of his mouth next.]

I don't know, I thought it was pretty fitting, in a dead-end alley like that. Call me an opportunist.

[He cocks his head slightly to the side, oddly intense eyes searching Guzma's face.]

But we're not here for how I feel. [So that's a "no", on the smashing.]

[His hand grabs the arm Guzma's using to clutch the shirt with. He's not trying to pull or push it away, though; the intent isn't clear beyond just how strong a grip this strange old man has. His fingers dig into Guzma's arm with increasing pressure.]

No, this is more about you.
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[personal profile] ulaulakahuna 2019-04-06 03:51 am (UTC)(link)


[What really makes this worth it is the source of Guzma's anger. It's out of respect and—dare he call it?—love for one little bug pokémon he didn't even know. Of course, it's a double-edged sword; Nanu may be a dark-type trainer, but implying he's outright killed a pokémon leaves more than a bad taste in his mouth. There's not much Nanu won't do when it comes to playing dirty, but that is one line he would never cross. If he were Guzma? He'd be just as fuming right now.]

[But hey, it's like he said. It's not about Nanu, it's about messing with Guzma. For what he put Anabel through. And this is nowhere near close to that.]


Feels like hell, doesn't it? Knowing it was the one who had its brains turned to jam and there was nothing you could do about it? [When Guzma winces, his smirk widens.] Not that I expect you to admit it. The Big Bad Guzma, immune to fear.

[A little bit of his own experience bleeds into the narrative. His grip tightens to its maximum.]

What if I'd made the stakes higher? Offed someone you know instead? Would you get the hint then?

[He's prepared to duck if Guzma ends up swinging. But the charade's nearly over, anyway. This is as far as he needed the disguise to go.]
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[personal profile] ulaulakahuna 2019-04-06 04:49 am (UTC)(link)


[It's one thing these two have in common, as much as neither of them would want to think about it. Guzma had just recently mentioned how Nanu doesn't really care about most things in life, though the comment was geared toward his job. But just like the ex-Skull leader, Nanu hides all of his caring behind a different emotion. Apathy instead of anger. Self-destruction instead of...well, destruction.]

[Nanu knew going into this that he ran the extremely likely risk of being clocked in the mug by Guzma's fist. Interpol's rigorous combat training has stuck with him over the years, but of course it's declined in the past decade. Still, his reflexes are bolstered by anticipation—though it's not perfect. He manages to save his head from the knuckle sandwich, but his maneuver leaves his shoulder to take the brunt of the punch instead. It fucking smarts, but Nanu can't let that stop him.]

[Using the momentum from his duck and the iron grip he'd already set around Guzma's other arm, Nanu's next move is to attempt to wrench his arm into a hammer lock police hold. It's a gamble, but given that the other man wouldn't expect it from an older man with no apparent muscle—Nanu or not—he's hoping the element of surprise might at least buy the maneuver.]

[Leaning in to Guzma's ear, the facade finally falls—literally.]
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[personal profile] ulaulakahuna 2019-04-06 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[The ridiculous mustache drops to the ground. The spell is broken.]

You want to talk lowlives? Why don't we start with you?
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[personal profile] ulaulakahuna 2019-04-06 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[What a shame it is that Nanu can't appreciate the moment for how bizarrely hilarious it really is. Later, he's sure, when he goes home sore and contemplates on whether this was worth it or not. He would say that Guzma's initial shock is enough, but it really isn't—not this time.]

[Pleased that the arm lock took, he fully intends to keep it in place as long as he can. But he knows Guzma has more brute strength, muscle, height, and definitely stamina on him, which will turn this into a worse struggle very quickly. Nanu has no intention of letting this turn into a fist-fight like the other man most likely wants it to be, but he's not intending on backing down, either. It really depends on how quickly Nanu can get his point across, if at all.]

[He doesn't want to bring his pokémon into this, either...at least not this scuffle between them. If Guzma wants to turn it into a pokémon battle, so be it; but Nanu knows a lot of the time Guzma likes to take care of things himself. How noble.]


What I just pulled is nothing compared to what you deserve.

[Nanu clamps his other hand on Guzma's other shoulder, hard. It's not going to be effective in stopping Guzma from breaking free in the first place - but it will give Nanu a chance to keep a hand on him, period, when he inevitably breaks the arm hold. He doesn't want to leave himself empty-handed without an angle of attack if it comes down to it.]

The only reason it wasn't worse is because you don't have anything else. [Besides his pokémon, which Nanu would never do anything to, fake or not.] How foolish of me to think your time home might've smartened your outlook. You've got Hala pretty fooled too, don't you?
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[personal profile] ulaulakahuna 2019-04-07 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Nanu had meant it when he said he couldn't make it any worse—at least, here in Empatheias. He couldn't claim to have done anything to anyone Guzma knows here, not that it would have made a bigger impact; nor could he claim something about someone closer to him, like Plumeria. He's not going to forget the horrible feeling of claiming he stomped a pokémon to jelly anytime soon...but he's claimed worse, and seen worse. It used to be part of his job, and he's far past becoming desensitized to doing horrible things.]

[The area keeps heating up, thanks to both Guzma and Nanu's emotional output. But something else changes, courtesy of Nanu's specific brand of intensity. Everything around them is going...dark. As if night is falling, and the there's a spotlight only shone on the two. It's gradual and subtle, without going pitch-black. Just enough to visually represent the rest of the world being dulled to their senses as they focus on each other's misery.]

[Guzma's swing misses Nanu's face, but clips his arm - the same arm where he'd gotten it in the shoulder mere moments before. With grit teeth, he manages to suppress any vocalization of pain; he's not giving Guzma the satisfaction. Nor is he going to counter with any sort of offense of his own. For him, it's defense and restraint. Hurting Guzma physically isn't what he wants.]

[So he uses that hold on Guzma's shoulder, pinching with his entire hand. He intends to use that as a brief distraction, so he can grab at the hand that was just swung at him. Just another hold to buy time as they "chat"; Nanu's own grip is strong, and if he catches Guzma's wrist, then he's going to squeeze and twist it, with the forearm to follow. And at this angle, they're face-to-face again... sans mustache, this time.]


Me? Of course not. You've never been worse than a pest to me. [Guzma's most likely never seen Nanu's eyes this intense, his expression too-calm for his anger. While Nanu has a penchant for unnerving people with his stare, it's been a long while since he's donned this kind. It's so natural he doesn't have to try.] When you decided to open your rotten mouth to Anabel? That's the problem.
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[personal profile] ulaulakahuna 2019-04-07 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Maybe if Guzma knew some of the things Nanu's been through, it would create a modicum of respect. Yeah, fat chance. Nanu knows better than to think that; and besides, there's a reason he doesn't offer that kind of information freely. Still...he can't help but think.]

[Nanu takes care not to scoff under his breath. Anything that might make Guzma think he's gotten to him—further than what he's already done, at least. Of course. Of course that's how he'd take it and where he'd go. It's no surprise, what with the bully's inexplicable desire to tease about their relationship like a five-year-old; it just makes getting the damn point harder to jam into his ridiculously thick skull.]


I don't expect you to understand on your own. What would you know? The worst moments of your life only apply to you.

[There's no counter to Guzma's implication of their relationship; no telling him off when he calls Anabel a "damsel in distress", or making a point that she's perfectly capable of taking care of her own business, and very well has already. No, nothing like that. This isn't their usual buttons-pushing run-around. This isn't because of Guzma's usual brand of buffoonery. He crossed a line, arguably one of the only lines Nanu has that can be crossed to begin with, and Guzma doesn't fucking get it.]

[Not yet.]

[Unfortunately for the older man, Guzma's power play works. While Nanu purposefully lets go of his arm as it's jerked back, there's no time to prepare for a full-on body tackle. He can only brace himself as best he can as the larger man hurls himself forward and slams Nanu to the ground. With his head tucked forward, it doesn't impact on the ground as hard as it could have—but his back? Yeah, that does more than just smarts. Despite carefully controlling his reactions, Nanu can't stop the pained grunt from the impact. Anabel's going to be pissed it got this far.]

[Stunned, he knows he has to think of his next move quickly; otherwise he's prime for a no-holds-barred beat-down with no way out. His reaction time takes a hit from the stun, but instincts from his years of training take over. After the moments it takes to recover, his eyes snap back open after closing from the initial brace, anger and determination like a fire behind them. And he keeps talking, as though the assault never happened; the only evidence in his voice of the attack is an audible strain.]


...Would it have been a different story if that Nihilego had the chance to infect someone you actually gave a crap about?

[Oh, he knows more than he let on. And though Guzma's now got the upper hand, Nanu's not just talking shit while lying helplessly supine; one arm snaps back to whichever of Guzma's arm is closest, just as a metaphorical foothold of sorts. His other hand aims for Guzma's face. Or rather, his chin—aiming to be able to hold his jaw at literal arm's length, bypassing what could have been an implication of intent to strangle the man. And Nanu keeps going.]

One of your ex-grunts? Hala? Plumeria? Would you have felt the same fear for their life? Or would you have just appreciated the opportunity to save your own damn hide and leave them to suffer instead?

[This is a dangerous game he's taunting, Nanu knows. Clearly not above playing dirty any more than Guzma, Nanu also bends one leg at the knee as much as he can under Guzma's weight, in prime position to strike the lowest of the low if the situation starts becoming unrecoverable.]

You're the joke.
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[personal profile] ulaulakahuna 2019-04-08 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[He holds firm to Guzma's jaw despite the new, painful grip on his own wrist. His back is screaming. There's no question that he's going to run out of strength before Guzma does. It's only a matter of time.]

You really can't connect the dots?

[That pause is caught, though Nanu can't tell whether it's because of the hypothetical he'd asked, or because he could name Nihilego as the culprit. He doesn't have much time to dwell on it, though he takes it as some sort of good sign. The situation just isn't controlled enough to pick apart the reason, especially when he's still struggling for his own defense.]

[What else can he do? What does it take to get something through Guzma's head? Of this caliber, and after Nanu's already fucked with his head enough with a dirty trick meant to piss him off more than anything? The idea strikes him, and he first strikes it back down. It's too extreme—he's never even told the entire story to Anabel. Not in detail. Not like this. But it comes up again. And, as he struggles to maintain his grip, Nanu knows that extreme is the only thing that gets through to Guzma.]


...Let me give you a hand.

[Nanu has no reason to believe this will work, aside from the fact that weirder shit has happened in this world to begin with. But he does—else he just made a cocky remark that makes no goddamn sense and leaves Guzma thinking he's wasting their time.]

[Though they're face-to-face, he concentrates on the amulet's "system", the telepathy they've gotten equal practice in using since they arrived here. It's odd, doing it with the intended recipient right in front of him - though in a way, it feels easier. As if just looking into Guzma's eyes as he transmits the thought—the memory—is all it takes to sync minds, if only for a moment.]
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[personal profile] ulaulakahuna 2019-04-08 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[It comes easily, which has always been unfortunate. Nanu's never made any attempt to bury it or pretend it never happened; he wouldn't tolerate such disrespect from himself, no matter how much guilt he feels. There's no introduction, no "beginning" of the sordid fairytale. One moment, Guzma's grappling on top of Nanu - the next, he's looking through Nanu's eyes over a decade ago. Guzma might not even realize it right away. The only two other people who cross his vision...a tall, equally intense-looking man in a trenchcoat; and a woman in a half-suit and work blouse...only address him by "zeroes" or "chief". It isn't until Nanu's voice comes from the body Guzma's seeing through that it becomes apparent.

He sounds authoritative. He's dressed in a suit; blazer missing and sleeves rolled up. It's dark—the middle of the night. Out in wilderness that looks familiarly tropical. Nanu refers to the other man as "100-KR". They have firearms at the ready. Constantly on the lookout. The first emotion that bleeds through is tension. Then, a thought; She shouldn't be here. This isn't right. Stern instructions to the woman to be on alert; scanning the area this way and that; a creeping chill climbing up his spine.

Then...a deep roar in the distance. A sense of alarm. Yelling at the woman to stay behind them; Nanu taking the lead; a blur of foliage and the sounds of crackling branches and crunching leaves under frantic steps. Barks of orders: "Stay back! Weapons ready!" The roars getting louder...no; the group getting closer. "There!" the woman gasps. Heads spin, teeth clench. Alarm reaches its peak.

A monster looms, black as the night. Yellow markings in stark contrast, four blue eyes glowing ominously in the dark. A massive mouth—no, three? --Shit! Shoving the woman out of the way of a thick tentacle, armed with its own crunching mouth. She falls, hard; eyes wild with panic. Nanu aims his firearm-- hell! Forced to dodge from a second tentacle gnashing its teeth at his legs. Hits the ground, rolling hard. Weapons have no effect on its humongous, conveyor-belt-like maw. Blurred vision as things go south; can't see, ears ringing, flashes of pain. Fear, an unmistakable sense of fear, barely tamped down just to try and deal with this thing--

"100-KR!"

Nanu's voice. Too late. Too late, too late, too late. The woman's blood-curdling scream. Gnashing jaws. It has her. It's too late. But she's reaching forward anyway, arms outstretched, pleading with her eyes. Fear at its maximum, swirling with grief; like ice water poured down you back. Firearms are useless. Its mobile mouths cut off Nanu's rescue attempt, her hand pulled out of reach. His heart drops into his stomach. There's no blood, how can there be no blood-- It's all in the thing's mouth. 100-KR dives for her hands.
Help her, SAVE HER!

The screaming abruptly stops.

He doesn't want to look. He has to look.

Her body is mangled beyond recognition, like taffy in its jaws. Her lifeless yet still-pleading eyes lock with his before the beast's mouth clamps down for one last, sickening crunch.

Nanu yells.]
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[personal profile] ulaulakahuna 2019-04-08 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[The memory cuts off abruptly; like the flicker of a film reel, Guzma's back in the blink of an eye. Barely any time has passed. The last emotion that bled from the memory is a mixture of fear, helplessness, grief, and shame.]

[In the wake of the memory, and Nanu's mind still reeling, Guzma receives bits and pieces flowing from Nanu's more recent memories. Like aftershocks from an earthquake; vague echoes, recognizable only by their voices.]

[Nanu. She was just bait for the UB...]

[The man—100-KR. What choice did I have? She is reaching her limit.]

[Nanu, again. With Anabel in that condition... She'll be done for if she runs into any UBs now.]

[Broken images. Guzzlord on Poni Island. Not the past—present day. Nanu's viewpoint, running, fear, determination. A cave. A roar.]



[It's over.]

[Nanu's breathing harder. His strength hasn't given out, but reliving the memory alongside Guzma hasn't helped. He tries to keep his face stoic, fighting off a grimace, a sneer. The only reason his hands aren't trembling is because he's holding onto Guzma's arm and jaw so tightly, even tighter now, they can't.]

[He says nothing.]

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