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[golisolation]

"Yo, it's the hated boss that beats you down, and beats you down, and never lets up... Yeah, big bad Guzma is here—well, I ain't, actually. Leave a message and ya boy will get back at ya. Later days, dude."

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[golisolation]

tidy?? i guess so
i dont mind clutter rly but like i said i aint normally there much
not much clutter can b made if u aint there huh?

[Yet he has been as of late...a mystery as to why, certainly!]

[fauxmarth]

I suppose that's true.
Well, if you truly don't mind, then I'll buy it. It seems a charming thing, and Golisopod may be delighted to see how popular he is.

[golisolation]

like i said do what u want
but u aint wrong hell probably get a kick outta it he likes this sorta crap

[fauxmarth]

[and she bets he's too cool for plush animals, huh.

...well. she saw a skull-on-fire sticker in the little capsule machines by the entrance. those are only a quarter!]

I had a feeling that was so, considering how personable he is!
Though, if I were to bring him something, I ought to do so for the others.
What do they like?

[golisolation]

[Something like that.]

bleeding heart is what he is
u can just bring em a snack if u wanna theyre pretty ez 2 plz
but if ur wantin somethin more than that pinsir likes tearin shit up masquerain likes things thatre floral smellin ariados likes shiny shit & dont bother w/ scizor he wont accept nothin from u
it aint personal hes just like that

1/2

[fauxmarth]

Understood, thank you.

[fauxmarth]

[AFTER...........SOME MINUTES................]

What about you?

[golisolation]

[???]

what abt me??

[fauxmarth]

I realize I don't really know what sorts of things you like...besides fighting and alcohol and your companions...
If I were to get something for you, I wouldn't really know where to start.

[SHE CAN'T...PURCHASE BOOZE......]

[golisolation]

dont worry abt me

[HELPFUL!!]

[fauxmarth]

[UNHELPFUL!!!!!]

That doesn't really fly, does it? Even if it weren't a matter of buying things, I ought to learn, shouldn't I?

[golisolation]

[Okay, he can't argue with that. So time to deflect!]

yeah? same goes 4 me dont it? what do U like??

[fauxmarth]

[FRICK......]

I asked first.
You say something, and then I shall in turn. Fair?

[golisolation]

& i asked u 2nd
just told u a bunch abt my team didnt i? ur turn

[fauxmarth]

That was before I asked about you directly! That doesn't count.

[golisolation]

o
in that case...pass

[GUZMA...]

[fauxmarth]

Are you being obstinate on purpose?

[golisolation]

dont kno what ur talkin abt

[That's a yes...]

[fauxmarth]

[UGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! SHE WANTS TO PINCH HIS NOSE!!!!]

You could've just said that's one of the things you like.

[golisolation]

HUH??

[He wasn't expecting her to call him out like that! Also maybe he liked it when she pinched his nose before, but too bad she can't right now!]

[fauxmarth]

You could've said you like being obstinate. That would've counted.

[golisolation]

[...]

well there u go yw
now gimme 1 4 u

[fauxmarth]

[BUT IT DOESN'T COUNT IF SHE CALLED IT OUT THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!

UGH!! DUMB BOY!!!]

Dogs.

[golisolation]

[AND YET SHE GAVE IN!!

Though, the mention of dogs just makes him think of Kukui, ugh.]

dogs?? hm guess it aint surprisin
2 bad no1 here has a rockruff but i guess mightyenas good enuf
do u got 1?

[fauxmarth]

My cousin had two. I took care of them for a little while, but they were too energetic and my work too engrossing...so they are being fostered by a kind couple with a large field outside of the city. I visit now and then.
You can come with me some time if you like.