It's ya boy GUZMA (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
golisolation) wrote2010-06-01 12:42 am
golisolation) wrote2010-06-01 12:42 am
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"Yo, it's the hated boss that beats you down, and beats you down, and never lets up... Yeah, big bad Guzma is here—well, I ain't, actually. Leave a message and ya boy will get back at ya. Later days, dude."
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Nanu. Old, grouchy, too tired to fuckin' exist or deal with fuckin' anythin' Nanu?
[Guzma just sounds...floored. Because Archie can answer properly, Guzma continues, sounding less shocked, and more contemplative.]
Y'know, I always had a feelin'...
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[there's a brief moment when he thinks, shit, because he's obviously outed nanu, but...
ah, he'll talk to the guy and apologise later. can't imagine he won't get a laugh out of guzma's shriek at least.]
Oh, yeah. Gonna marry him and replace you immediately, [that is clear it's a joke.] Y'know, this is probably the worst time to ask, but I'm gonna power ahead anyway. What's up with you two?
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[God...]
Fuck, Arch. I know I said there's no point in gettin' drunk if y'ain't gonna do somethin' stupid, but I didn't mean for you to fuckin' plunder ass from the old folks home...
[Guzma can't help but feel partly responsible for this, not that he feels guilty. This isn't something to feel guilty over, this is just STUPID!!
At Archie's question, he hesitates. His tone having just as much hesitancy when he answers:]
He's a dude I know from home. Why?
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I'm gonna start thinkin' you plundered 'fore me if you ain't clearer.
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[Says the dude who chased a lady twice his age, um.]
...He's a Kahuna--the Kahuna of the island that my team and I made our home on. Nanu ain't like the others, he gets how fucked up the traditions are, what it's like bein' a bit of an outsider in the face of tradition and "normality". So, he ain't entirely against the chaos and shit me and my team dish out.
He ain't one of us, but...
[Guzma says that much, lets that hang in the air, because maybe he feels a little odd about it. Odd about this situation. He's never been sure how to regard Nanu, he's not exactly an ally? But...he's also not an enemy. He's one of the few that recognizes Guzma for his strength, yet he's powerless to make the difference that Guzma wants.]
...Anyway, that's about it. Dunno why it matters what he is to me.
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[he hums, clearly interested in this explanation.]
Probably better he of all Alolans were ported in then, aye?
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[It's not like he even knows his extended family, but that's to be expected when you have the shitty family situation that Guzma does...]
He stays outta my way. Dunno if that'd be the case were any of the other Kahuna showed up. Better it don't happen--for their sake.
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[not sure what he's hehing at. could just be the situation or guzma's attempt at being nonplussed.]
Guess I gotta do you a solid and romance any others that show up, huh?
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[A momentary pause, then:]
...But don't tell me you and Nanu ain't just a one time fling.
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[she didn't. he loved his mother. he feels immediately bad for saying that.]
Huh? I ain't plannin' more, if that's what you're gettin' at.
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[He picks up on the joking, but even so, what he says is only half of one. Not that...he has any issues with his mom, not really anyway.]
Good, I really don't wanna haveta think about you goin' in for sloppy seconds. Or, him doin—y'know what, lets just drop that whole fuckin' train of thought.
I can't believe my idiot ex-husband fucked Nanu, what a time to suffer bein' alive...
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[that's a lie, what happened was.......... 250% sloppy.]
Aye, and he enjoyed your suffering, too. I hope the image haunts you.