It's ya boy GUZMA (
golisolation) wrote2010-06-01 12:42 am
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"Yo, it's the hated boss that beats you down, and beats you down, and never lets up... Yeah, big bad Guzma is here—well, I ain't, actually. Leave a message and ya boy will get back at ya. Later days, dude."
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Yeah, think we talked about it enough.
[Using that hold, he gently tugs her towards him, shifting himself so that she can more easily cuddle up to him.]
But, uh...this has given me some shit to think about, yo.
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she kind of wishes it wasn't that warm in here, but she'd rather be overly warm with him than without.]
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[He shoots back with his own little smirk. As she settles against him, his arm being put around her, his body relaxes as it usually does in her presence. He's not kidding, though. He's got a lot to think about, a lot to consider and reconsider...
It's hard, so hard when he's lived such a way for so long, believed as he has for just as long. But he strangely feels more secure with her, that even with their different thoughts on the matter presented, she still chooses to cuddle up to him. Chooses to stay with him. Even if he can't give her what she wants, she hasn't pushed him away.
And even if he thinks she will one day, that he'll use up his chances and fail her one time too many, right here and now he feels safe and secure. Loved—no less than before, and perhaps more...
His thoughts are disrupted when he feels a little bit of sweat from her as his arm rests on her, and he realizes the heater has been on blast this whole time.]
Yo, Golisopod! [A grunt.] Turn the heater off, yeah?
[Golisopod reaches over and just...smashes the thing with his big bug paw, much to Guzma's surprise and annoyance. HE KNOWS THE ASSHOLE KNOWS HOW TO UNPLUG IT!!]
Yo, what the fuck dude! Don't wreck shit just 'cos you're feelin' lazy!
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Oh! You're just using a patented Guzma-way of operating things, aren't you? Come here...! [she wants to scritch!!]
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He's not even remotely cranky—at least not with Lucina. He's a little cranky with Guzma, but that's not important right now. He wants those good, good scritches!!!]
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Look how dazzling your shell is! Guzma's made you look like a freshly-waxed blade.
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[It's almost purred out as he leans into the attention, his eyes closing, but his mouth opening wider with joy. Guzma's watching, a small smile pulling at the corner of his mouth.]
I oughta show ya how to do it sometime. I'm sure this big ol' lug would love to be fawned over like that by you.
I mean, who wouldn't, huh?
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Oh, I...I don't know. It seems a special kind of indulgence just for him, right? Buffing armor while you're wearing it would be weird.
[somehow, even without a heater moving air, things can just...woosh over Lucina's head.]
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[He stares at Lucina for a moment, because what she says makes so little sense to what he was talking about that his brain basically halts in its tracks. Golisopod doesn't give a shit about the conversation, though, considering he's getting them good rubs!]
...I wasn't...talkin' about me wearin' armor. If you're gonna be buffin' anything on me, it wouldn't be armor.
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a beat, still scritching.
then:] Is that...another innuendo?
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Take a guess, Lucina. Go on.]
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her face reddens as she tries to affix a flat look, scoffing and lifting her hand away from Golisopod to poke Guzma under the chin and turn his head away.]
Honestly...!
[keyword: tries. her mouth is twitching at one corner, threatening to break her expression.]
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She should know better than to put her hand in a wild animal's face, ok!!]
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[the rare Lucina-squeak as his gentle chomp surprises her. glowing red, she wriggles her hand to try and pull it free, a self-conscious laugh leaving her despite herself.]
C-come now! What'll I do as a swordswoman with no fingers?
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[That's hummed with the same inflection that "I don't know" has. But he doesn't seem keen to let go, he even wiggles his tongue against her finger tip to mess with her even more.
Lucina, this is the man you want to marry.]
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Hey!! [ew!
the real crime here is having to disengage Golisopod scritches so she can shift, leaning back into the crook of Guzma's arm, so she can properly address this tomfoolery. she gives his nose a pinch.]
You let go now!
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That's what ya get for tryin' to poke my face, yo!
[Guzma barely gets that out before Golisopod slumps himself forward, effectively placing his head in both of their laps. He wants atteeeentionnnn!!!]
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[He chuckles lightly, bringing his hand up to stroke at her hair a little absently while Golisopod rumbles out a pleased sound at her touch.]
But he's down to bitin' more interestin' things than just fingers.
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I can only imagine. You don't seem to mind bites, yourself.
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Yeah. What can I say? I like it a li'l rough sometimes.
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that thought makes her sigh and shake her head slightly, her eyes cast down toward the Pokemon.]
I know. I'll just need to further master my strength before I can really be certain I'm not going to do you lasting harm. You certainly won't say so.
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[That's besides the point, Guzma... Golisopod, however, has closed his eyes once more, and while he's not asleep, he's very visibly relaxed. That shiny shell definitely does a good job of reflecting her and Guzma in its surface.]
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[Besides the point again.]
But s'fine. We can take it slow. [He leans over to place a kiss on the top of her head.]
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