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[golisolation]

"Yo, it's the hated boss that beats you down, and beats you down, and never lets up... Yeah, big bad Guzma is here—well, I ain't, actually. Leave a message and ya boy will get back at ya. Later days, dude."

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[golisolation]

more like that BIG

[h2no]

chafing only happens when things are dry

[golisolation]

yeah??
when theres so much surface area 2 cover sometimes being wet just aint enough yo
not that ud kno shit about THAT

[h2no]

no i don't know what it's like to have a dick so huge i can't pleasure my partner
please, share your struggle

[golisolation]

w/e! bitches love me step off
but im sure u do gr8 when they cant feel ur pencil dick
"is it in yet???" aint the thing u wanna b hearin dude

[h2no]

okay guzma
i believe you
😉

[golisolation]

wait do u

[he's so fucking out of it rn, he can't tell sarcasm over text, but that emoji...]

[h2no]

no!!!

[golisolation]

[WOW! Well he'll set Archie straight, by doing something really fucking gay! Like, sending him a dick pic!!







Except it's not. It's a picture of Scizor. He doesn't seem to notice.]

bet u feel real fuckin dumb now huh???? 😎

[Maybe if it wasn't fucking 4am, and Guzma wasn't stoned as fuck, he'd have a little more impulse control. As it is, he doesn't.]

[h2no]

[frankly, archie would expect this from guzma even if it wasn't 4am and if he wasn't high.

not knowing the true intentions behind this:] aww look at him
i should stop by and say hi again some time

[golisolation]

[That's... completely fair, honestly.]

????
when the fuck did u ever say hi to my dick?????

[h2no]

[ah]

now now
scizor isn't the most amiable but i wouldn't call him a dick

[golisolation]

sciz

[That's all that gets sent as Guzma scrolls up—]

[golisolation]

[golisolation]

[And now he sends the correct image. Enjoy that Archie. Shit you didn't fucking ask for. In fact, no one did.]

[h2no]

[it takes him a long moment to reply which could be anything-- appraising, saving, judging...

mostly it's just laughing.]

3/10
couldn't pay me to deal with that thing

[golisolation]

its fine i kno ur intimidated
ur a fuckin manlet aftr all doubt ud even kno HOW to deal w/ it yo

not that i even want u 2 man

[h2no]

[...

archie wouldn't usually do this, but he's maybe slightly drunk. also: why not? when has he ever thought anything through?

he sends a selfie of himself with matt from a year ago.

matt who is clearly taller than guzma and twice as wide.

he says nothing else.]

1/2

[golisolation]

[golisolation]

so is it like throwin a hotdog down a fuckin hallway or what

[h2no]

what
no
what
shit
no!!! don't be obscene!

[says ARCHIE]

i don't remember what my original point was
anyway the real cock is you

[golisolation]

guess that means ur bugsona cant be cockchafer either
not when u aint even touchin the dick thats technicly in u while fukin

[h2no]

my bugsona is obviously a cicada because in my soul i want to live underground for 20 years then emerge to scream and fuck
ideal life

[NOT EVEN TOUCHING THE REST OF THAT, THANK YOU.]

[golisolation]

20 yrs w/o fuckin sounds awful yo

[Picking up on the most important parts.]

[h2no]

keenly aware, huh?

[archie he is 22 you fucking idiot]