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[golisolation]

"Yo, it's the hated boss that beats you down, and beats you down, and never lets up... Yeah, big bad Guzma is here—well, I ain't, actually. Leave a message and ya boy will get back at ya. Later days, dude."

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text at like 4am

[h2no]

just found out about a new kind of rare bug here
interesting, no?

1/3

[golisolation]

[It's a good thing Guzma holds odd hours, otherwise Archie might have had to wait for his reaction. He still has to wait, because when Guzma clicks that link—]

2/3

[golisolation]

[HE McLOSES HIS SHIT. Legit he just drops his comm from laughing at it. IT'S SO STUPID, BUT SO FUCKING GOOD!!!

And while it's funny, there's no doubt about that, but he's also stoned as fuck right now, so this is even more funny than it has any right to be, and it takes him about ten minutes to calm down enough to text him back.]

3/3

[golisolation]

hoy l shit DUD EWTF kindA NAMEI S THAT

[Yeah, no. He's still laughing, he can't even type. Well, can't type worse than normal, anyway.]

Re: 3/3

[h2no]

your bugsona

[golisolation]

fuck off!!

[golisolation]

itd be pussychafer if anything

[h2no]

that bad huh

[golisolation]

more like that BIG

[h2no]

chafing only happens when things are dry

[golisolation]

yeah??
when theres so much surface area 2 cover sometimes being wet just aint enough yo
not that ud kno shit about THAT

[h2no]

no i don't know what it's like to have a dick so huge i can't pleasure my partner
please, share your struggle

[golisolation]

w/e! bitches love me step off
but im sure u do gr8 when they cant feel ur pencil dick
"is it in yet???" aint the thing u wanna b hearin dude

[h2no]

okay guzma
i believe you
😉

[golisolation]

wait do u

[he's so fucking out of it rn, he can't tell sarcasm over text, but that emoji...]

[h2no]

no!!!

[golisolation]

[WOW! Well he'll set Archie straight, by doing something really fucking gay! Like, sending him a dick pic!!







Except it's not. It's a picture of Scizor. He doesn't seem to notice.]

bet u feel real fuckin dumb now huh???? 😎

[Maybe if it wasn't fucking 4am, and Guzma wasn't stoned as fuck, he'd have a little more impulse control. As it is, he doesn't.]

[h2no]

[frankly, archie would expect this from guzma even if it wasn't 4am and if he wasn't high.

not knowing the true intentions behind this:] aww look at him
i should stop by and say hi again some time

[golisolation]

[That's... completely fair, honestly.]

????
when the fuck did u ever say hi to my dick?????

[h2no]

[ah]

now now
scizor isn't the most amiable but i wouldn't call him a dick

[golisolation]

sciz

[That's all that gets sent as Guzma scrolls up—]

[golisolation]

[golisolation]

[And now he sends the correct image. Enjoy that Archie. Shit you didn't fucking ask for. In fact, no one did.]

[h2no]

[it takes him a long moment to reply which could be anything-- appraising, saving, judging...

mostly it's just laughing.]

3/10
couldn't pay me to deal with that thing

[golisolation]

its fine i kno ur intimidated
ur a fuckin manlet aftr all doubt ud even kno HOW to deal w/ it yo

not that i even want u 2 man