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It's ya boy GUZMA ([personal profile] golisolation) wrote2010-06-01 12:42 am

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"Yo, it's the hated boss that beats you down, and beats you down, and never lets up... Yeah, big bad Guzma is here—well, I ain't, actually. Leave a message and ya boy will get back at ya. Later days, dude."

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fauxmarth: ((blinks in faux-heterochromia))

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2019-09-30 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[it's weird how something can be both unnerving and comforting. like being so easily absolved of a wrongdoing. Lucina frowns, finishing the pouring she was doing, her ears burning a bit with his remarks. being aware she's being looked at has that same two-sided effect, and it's not something she's sure how to react to.

not thinking...not everything...'ain't' worthwhile? she squints a little, dragging the mixer over toward her side of the table.]


I'm...not sure I know what you mean.

[is she just going to pour some of this strawberry stuff in? yes. the mug-thing looked like a lot of work that she can forego if it's all going down the same way.]
fauxmarth: (i mean. ok. but like. uh.)

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2019-09-30 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[she peers over his way while bringing the glass to her lips, watching his face. it's probably telling that even here and now, she still expects him to reveal he's been just stringing her along to better hurt her, that here'll be some hint of cruelty in his features.

it's just as telling that there isn't any, and that...she's relieved for it.

she makes a faint, acknowledging sound before taking a drink and almost immediately regretting it, one eye squeezing shut as her expression pinches against the taste. she'll own her mistake regardless, gulping and setting the glass down rather quickly. the merit of the shaking-part...she understands it much better now, thank you.

she coughs a little to clear her throat, embarrassed, shaking her head.]


We-well. I...I'm relieved to hear it. To not...be a complete joke in your eyes.
fauxmarth: (i...guess you can eat cake that way)

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2019-09-30 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[she side-eyes him, squinting at that look of effort not to laugh. she could accuse him of lying, but to be fair...she's sure she looks very ridiculous right now. it's probably warranted. she's more convinced of that as her own mouth twitches, trying to quirk in a similar fashion.]

It would seem to me...to be a lot of work, in that case. More than I could care to put up.

[that lack of front...maybe that's why she can take him at his word? even when she has doubts, they don't seem to last very long or hold up much at all. it's harder to really imagine the benefit of lying to her in this case, anyway.

but that makes hearing things like reject like me a more troubling thing. something else to ruminate over in her troubled heart.]


Well... [she sighs, looking back down at her glass.] I am also really bad at preparing a drink properly. There is that, too.
fauxmarth: (i mean. ok. but like. uh.)

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2019-09-30 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[her nose crinkles just a little bit.] For all the technological wonders of this age, food and drink still takes such work sometimes. [she shakes her head.] For example -- you know that the things that are advertised as able to be re-heated in a microwave can come packaged in materials that blow up in the microwave? [just the most ridiculous thing!]
fauxmarth: (BUT NOT THAT WAY!!!)

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2019-09-30 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[she flushes, scoffing.]

I'd not have assumed there would need to be direction in such a case! It's not very intuitive, is it? Especially when other materials manage just fine...!

[it wasn't her proudest moment, but at least the foil wrapping on that sandwich was only on fire for a little bit before she noticed. it's not like she could've asked Owain for guidance, either; he tended to just...blow his food up with magic. a lot.

she's only slightly offended by the mirth on his expression, because it's honestly a boon even if it comes at the expense of her pride. still, she pulls a stern face, swiping the glass back when he's done shaking it up and takes another hearty sip. it's much better now, and not being as apprehensive about it helps.

she turns on her heel, moving back toward the living room of her own accord, her eyes trailing around and at-last taking note of the absence of takeout and other things that'd been littered about in days prior. gods. she really needs to pick up her own place...]


Where are your friends, by-the-by? [she glances over before sitting back down.] Your Pokemon, I mean. Do they often prefer being housed in their balls, rather than roam about?
fauxmarth: (i mean. ok. but like. uh.)

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2019-09-30 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[in an exhale:] I would like to see them again. They're very cute...

[she blinks after-the-fact, then fidgets awkwardly. thoughts are more easily coming out as statements, and she's not got a trained tongue for drink.]

But, ah. May-maybe later, of course. If you don't mind...of...course.

[her eyes wince, hearing her cadence. maybe she'll just...put the glass down for a bit...]
fauxmarth: (YARD SALE)

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2019-10-01 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[it's very heartening to hear she's being held in good esteem by some of those cute creatures, and it does much to ease some of the tension her worry of oversharing was starting to build up.

but she only gets a moment to look content before Guzma's sudden greeting leaves her confused. she looks around toward the door, toward the stairs, and then--]


YEEP-!

[the sound catches her off-guard, and doubly-so seeing the giant spider above her. she jerks to the side, her instinct to grab for a weapon or something for security -- it just happens to be Guzma's arm.

her grip is...a bit too extreme, too.]
fauxmarth: (BUT NOT THAT WAY!!!)

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2019-10-01 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
I-I, I-!! [she flusters, trapped between pained sounds and sad-bug sounds. ashamed, she releases Guzma right away and rises just as quickly to her feet -- bad, very bad, her head swims--]

Ouff!! [she flops back down on the couch with a grunt, grimacing.] Gods...damnit! [that just irritates her! she grits her teeth and hops back up, swerving around the coffee table and toward the stairs.]

Wait! Come back! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to scare you-!!
fauxmarth: (i mean. ok. but like. uh.)

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2019-10-01 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
There you are--oh! No, please-- [she holds up her hands, her eyes wincing.] Please don't flee. I mean only to apologize for my disgraceful behavior! I've brought shame upon my name and my family for such an offense, all for simply being caught unawares...

[she gulps. oh, no! why is this more intense and emotional than it needs to be?! yet clearly it must be so, because it is how she feels in the moment, and that can't be wrong. right?? that's why she braved creepy webs and such to get up here, after all!

she bows low at the waist, wobbling a little with the way it makes her head feel all floaty.]


I...I humbly apologize, but I cannot beg your forgiveness for the slight, as I have not earned such an honor. Please accept my contrition and will to make amends, however!

[all of this is needlessly loud because she is not aware she is mostly shouting it. as you do.]
fauxmarth: (BUT NOT THAT WAY!!!)

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2019-10-01 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[thank goodness she was staring at the floor during that bit! but she does lift her head a bit to peer back at Ariados, uncertain what to make of the noise. she needn't wonder long, however, as she finds herself becoming a sort-of tree in which to climb. it is a bit startling at first, uncertain how to interpret this move until she straightens back up and finds she's just. being more or less embraced without harm?]

...Oh, you're...you're very sweet. [she's so moved! absolutely nothing about this exchange was ridiculous at all obviously, and she's well within her rights to give the little guy a squeeze -- without any of that crushing force poor Guzma got -- while letting out a weak laugh of relief.]

I was afraid I'd have made myself a terrible nuisance, reacting so childishly as I did and--

[and...crunching Guzma's arm? oh, dear. hopefully Ariados is cool with the ride back downstairs, otherwise she'll bare the weird kinda-icky feeling of being climbed off of while she half-floats, half trots down the stairs, catching her momentum by the railing.]

Guzma, your arm--did I hurt you? I'm so sorry!
fauxmarth: (i...guess you can eat cake that way)

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2019-10-01 10:32 am (UTC)(link)
Ah--

[she blinks, looking back down at her passenger before letting out a small, sheepish giggle.]

It seems so...!

[she walks back into the room proper at a more mindful pace, though she stops shy of sitting down for the sake of the creature still hanging on.]

That is...that's how you interpret it? I'm afraid I don't know Pokemon mannerisms as well as I wish I did. [Mightyena is an exception because she's familiar with dogs and Crobat's an exception because he has humanoid-enough expressions to convey his exasperation with.]
fauxmarth: (well.......uh...........................)

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2019-10-01 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
[she catches that expression a bit late, but maybe that’s for the best, because even just a little glimpse of that fondness in her direction makes her face warm up and her chest feel rather fluttery. she is grateful to Ariados being able to provide some buffer, letting her collect a bit of herself before plopping back down on the couch. it’s either that expression or the drink that makes her feel so floaty, she figures; it’s not clear to her that it could be both.

her eyes stay on the Pokémon for now, her hands folding in her lap.]


Then I’ll...consider it an honor. To be accepted that way. [she looks up at Guzma without thinking, holding a breath for a beat before self-awareness can get her to look away and let out a little exhale.]

How long have you known your creature-friends...?

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