It's ya boy GUZMA (
golisolation) wrote2010-06-01 12:42 am
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"Yo, it's the hated boss that beats you down, and beats you down, and never lets up... Yeah, big bad Guzma is here—well, I ain't, actually. Leave a message and ya boy will get back at ya. Later days, dude."
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somehow, just the fond mention of that dear pirate of hers puts her at some ease, plucking a few nervous butterfly wings in her gut. though she fears to tell him just what she's been up to regarding the man standing near her, just recalling her vow to do well and be safe for his sake is enough to keep her more grounded.
yes...whatever does come of this, she'll do her best. she must!
she gives the contents of her glass a cursory sniff. it smells kind of...syrupy? is that the right word? she's not sure. it's--well, it's not as potent a fume as she'd expected an alcohol to have, that's for sure. hmh.]
...Is there some form of, ah...initiation or maneuver that precedes drinking this sort of drink? [despite all that mention of encouragement and being grounded, peeking back up at Guzma does a bit to derail that. the soft edge to his smirk seems designed to help a butterfly regrow a bit of wing.]
That is -- the way that people clink champagne glasses or other drinks. [she may not have ventured out far into drink-culture, but she's not utterly devoid of awareness!]
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It does make him wonder how bad of a problem pirates were back in her world, but she'c clearly from a far more dated period, or that's what he can assume. Considering her armor, how she holds herself, and even how she talks. Certainly not some modern day lady, that's for sure.
He's about to take a drink of his own when she asks the question, and his eyes look between her and his glass, before he lets out a small chuckle. She's really that clueless, huh? This gives him ample opportunity to totally fuck with her, and he really considers it for a moment.
Maybe someone smarter would think about how fucking with your new...girlfriend? Is that what she is? He's not entirely sure, but anyway, point is he probably should wait till they're more acquainted with the parameters of whatever this is between them before jumping right into fucking with each other.
BUT GUZMA IS NOT A SMART MAN.]
Well, you don't gotta do this around me, 'cos I ain't a pirate. But if you ever drink rum around a pirate, you're expected to do the pirate salute before hand.
Y'know, to show respect. Well, at least that's how it is back where me and Archie come from.
[He says it so matter-of-fact and without any discriminating humor in his voice, it's hard to tell if he's pulling her leg or not. This is honestly a two-fer. If he can get Lucina to believe him, then he can also get Archie with this ridiculous shit.]
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[her eyebrows lift, and already she is trying to recall instances of being around both Archie and alcohol. cheers, she remembers, that's common. was it rum? beer? hm...!]
I'll have to ask Archie about it. [because the information may come from Guzma, but he is not a professional pirate-motif. better to get the training directly from the source.] But, in any case...
[no glass-clinking, no cheers or other calls... Lucina's mouth tugs in a dubious fashion as she looks back down at the contents of her glass before looking back over at Guzma. is this a sipping-drink? or some kind of...all-at-once situation?
maybe...it's better to just follow his lead.]
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[He plays with the idea of making it up, and encouraging her to impress Archie with her newly learned Pirate Knowledge, but even he knows that'd be a little too far. It'll be enough to just baffle Archie for a moment.]
I'm sure he'll be happy to share about his pirate heritage. [Guzma offers with a casual shrug, the jackass. He watches as Lucina tries to figure out what to do from there, and as her gaze lingers on him, clearly looking for some indication, Guzma merely grins as he takes a rather large drink from his own glass.
Of course he's not... expecting her to do that exactly, but if she does, well... he's got paper towels if she spits it out, at least.]
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Lucina peers back down at her glass once more, considering it. it'd be foolish to slam the whole thing back, she knows, so...so just a hefty swig. no big deal.
sighs loudly, drawing her shoulders up as she brings the glass up to her lips, holding the next breath and tipping it back with one loud gulp. she sets the glass down in swift order while her expression remains scrunched and braced against the impact of sugary, alcoholic piracy, her face turning red.]
Ghack--! [she lets out the breath with a cough, quickly bringing a hand over her mouth while she smacks against the aftertaste.] Oh, that...didn't...taste at all as I expected it to...!
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[At least Guzma looks amused at her little struggle, before taking another drink of it like it's nothing. Because to him, it is.]
If the taste ain't to your liking—[He pauses, eyes falling to the mixers in the bag. In a split second he debates with himself, and decides he can deal. After all, she'll probably find this out eventually. Hell, she might not even think that deeply about it.
With his glass, he tilts it towards the aforementioned mixers.]—there's those.
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I-it's fine. I'll finish what I was given, thank you. [because requesting something different would be admitting defeat, and she can't have that.
...gods, he already had another gulp of his own, didn't he? she grimaces. it's not a competition, but...she doesn't like feeling so foolish, either. there's a want to regain some of that remarkable atmosphere they'd had when, somehow, they had been on equal footing, but maybe that was going to only occur in more dire circumstances? she hopes not. it can't all be grim talk that makes things level...]
It's not that bad. Just. Surprising, is all.
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They gotta, or else this will make for an uncomfortable relationship, huh?]
The point of mixers is you combine 'em to enhance the flavor.
Here—
[He places his own drink down on the table, before pulling the mixers out to show her them. One is strawberry (he will never not get used to Rawst Berry being red), and the other pineapple (at least that one was close and similarly colored to pinap).]
Pick one.
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[admittedly, she really doesn't want straight-rum to be the hill she dies on here, so if he's going to actively offer an out...]
You mean...masking the alcoholic aftertaste? [she tips the strawberry mixer a bit to peer at the label.] I suppose that makes sense. [more sense the more she considers it, really. after all, she can't imagine herself partaking in the number of drinks she'd seen Owain and his friends throw back if they all tasted like this.
she taps the mixer after letting it set back on the table properly.]
That, then. If you don't mind.
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[He...doesn't really prefer the taste, a fan of sweet more than bitter, but he endures it for a variety of reasons. Besides, he's used to it now, even if he doesn't particularly like it.
He's not surprised she picked Rawst, its usually a preferred flavor over Pinap. With a nod, he walks over to the cabinet again, grabbing a mug, before returning. Screwing off the cap for the mixer, he pauses to consider how much to add. She's mainly concerned about the aftertaste, so he starts a little modestly. Pouring in just enough to color the drink a more reddish hue, not drowning it. Fitting the mug over the top of the glass, he picks it up and shakes it.
Look, if he thought he'd be mixing drinks for someone other than himself, maybe he'd have picked up a proper cocktail mixer, but it is what it is, and she gets his makeshift one instead! Once done, he removes the mug, and hands the glass to her.]
There, try that.
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she's just going to keep being surprised by things, isn't she?]
...This is a lot better. [she looks a little sheepish to admit it, some color back on her cheeks as she nods.] You have my thanks.
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So everything he feels about her, including that residual fear and hurt, is getting recontextualized entirely. Not lost, but merely reshaped so that his interactions with her are more favorable than not. It's not the healthiest approach, but neither is a lot of Guzma's approaches to most things, but it's a start. Besides, he conflates fear and respect, so it works!
That proud grin he gives her isn't exactly earned, not when all he did was add some strawberry flavoring to her drink, but hey whatever. It's there. He shrugs as he grabs his own drink once more.]
Don't mention it. No point in you drinkin' somethin' you ain't feelin', right?
[He takes another drink of his, waving for her to follow him towards the living room. After all, they don't gotta be standing around the kitchen the whole time. Once he gets to the couch, he basically flops down onto it. Legs spreading out comfortably, as he just kind of sinks into the cushion—amazingly he doesn't spill his drink, almost like he's done this a million times before.
Which he has...]
Wanna watch somethin', or are you more in the mood for chatting, hm?
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unlike Guzma, she takes a more careful seat at the opposite end, her glass carefully held on her knees with both hands, herself only just slightly slouched forward, as if relaxing any further would be a mistake. another flutter in her chest helps make the point that she really doesn't know how to proceed, or whether one thing or the other is right.]
If...you do have a topic you're interested in, I wouldn't mind discussing it at all. [because even as out-of-her-element as she is? TV is...so...so boring. she'd die rapidly.]
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Tell me about you and Arch. [He offers easily enough with a gesture of his free hand.] You're so fond of him, but it ain't like I know much about your guys' relationship or nothin'.
[Hell, Lucina knows more about Guzma's and Archie's relationship than Guzma knows about her and Archie. Just earlier was the first confirmation for him that the two were friends. He had his suspicions, but it's not like he's talked to Archie about Lucina, or vice versa.]
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[her mouth quirks as she hesitates, looking down at her lap.]
Of all the people I've come to know in this world, he's one of the few I've known the longest...and seems to know me best. It wasn't a very easy start, either... [her eyes wince, recalling the disaster of that January. she's not sure that's wholly her tale to tell, though, especially with how it affected Archie. she takes another sip while considering that, ultimately opting to keep the details to herself.]
He's helped me get a better footing in this place. And...well, of all those older than me, he was one of the few who really seemed to take me seriously and not condescend. [she shakes her head a little.] My...being younger, being from somewhere without the technologies of this world...maybe it does make me naive to some degree. But even if it does, Archie doesn't hold that against me.
[her expression softens to something more somber.]
And of all the people I've known...he's worked the hardest to do better. Be better. I can't help but be inspired by that. I really believe in him. And...he believes in me, too. [even when she doesn't deserve it.]
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By the end of it, Guzma's finishing his glass, and he nods.]
He's real good about that, huh?
[Helping, not being condescending, stabilizing... He's a great deal as to why Guzma could get his own footing here and didn't feel entirely alone in an totally new world.
Now that he's thinking about it, he probably owes more to Archie than he really fully realized. In a sense, he knew. Why else would he have gone after Archer like he had, or offered to keep Archer off Archie's ass so he could have a relatively peaceful life with Niko? Why else was he willing to sacrifice so much to give Archie the peace he deserved..?
Generosity and kindness does not come naturally to Guzma, at least not anymore. It really takes someone who inspires him for it to come forth like that, and he supposes Archie's become that in a strange way. Certainly not what he expected when they first met. When Archie tried to kick him in the fucking dick, and it didn't go as planned.
Thank you, diamond carapace.]
I really don't get why he's doing that. Tryin' to be better, I mean. [Guzma shifts in his seat a little, sitting more upright than the slump he had been doing.] It don't change nothing, don't make anything go away.
He's still suffering, ain't he?
[Then Guzma stands, turning towards the kitchen. He raises his glass so Lucina can see it over his shoulder as he heads towards the kitchen, a silent explanation that he's getting more.]
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she's squinting at the remains of her glass when he returns, finishing it off when he plops back down, and making a judgmental face at it when she's done with it.]
Nothing never goes away. [...wait.] Ever goes away. But there can be healing in an effort to improve.
Like this! [she very suddenly puts the glass down to hold her hand out in front of her, sitting at the edge of the cushion.] When my hand got injured! Bad impact from a Risen axe. The strain still comes up, now and then...but it'd be worse if I didn't do anything to get better. Handling, I mean. Taking impacts. [?? ? ? ?? ?? ? what?
she draws her hand back to herself, looking embarrassed for a beat before she shoots a look over at Guzma, frowning.]
...I don't want to talk about this right now. I'm not very eloquent. And you'll just make me sound more foolish!
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We ain't gotta talk about it if you don't wanna, but I wasn't gonna try to make you sound foolish.
[I mean, she's kinda got that down on her own, amirite?
But, in a way, what she says makes some sense to him. He gets her point, at least, but he's of the mind that physical things are a little bit easier to mend than emotional. Not a bad metaphor, just not entirely equivalent.]
For what it's worth, I didn't think you sounded dumb or nothin'.
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You don't think anything I do is worthwhile. Didn't you say that before? [she's pretty sure he did. maybe not in those exact words. it doesn't matter. well, it does, but also it doesn't? she shakes her head.] Never mind. I don't want to talk about that, either.
[she picks up her glass, frowns at it, then stands up. she squints back at Guzma, then looks over toward the kitchen. he just sat down.
no mind. she can do this herself. she watched, so she can probably replicate. it's fine. off she goes.]
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Most of it likely seemed like pointless antagonizing, and with what she says, he realizes that's likely what she thought it was. He frowns as she gets up, watching her with a sullen expression as she makes her way to the kitchen. For a moment, he considers just letting her do it on her own--but then decides against it.
Putting his own drink down, he follows her into the kitchen.]
You good?
[He actually really wants to talk about the previous topic, kinda badly, but at the same time he knows how useless deep conversations can be with drunks. He's a career one, after all.]
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[hindsight feels a lot heavier than usual when it hits, and she's lingering at the table with a pained expression. it isn't fair to visit someone's home and criticize them for being critical! she knows that. she sighs a little, pouring rum, then stopping abruptly.]
I can leave. If I'm making a nuisance of myself. I can't fault you for that at all.
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Once he regains himself, he shrugs his shoulders, casual and unbothered.]
Nah, it's cool. I know we got our history of buttin' heads. Booze can kinda loosen your lips on shit y'been bottlin' up, and to be real with you, it's been a li'l obvious y'been doin' that a lot 'round me.
[His eyes falls to her glass and the small amount of rum in it, before looking at her again.]
But I don't think everything you do ain't worthwhile.
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not thinking...not everything...'ain't' worthwhile? she squints a little, dragging the mixer over toward her side of the table.]
I'm...not sure I know what you mean.
[is she just going to pour some of this strawberry stuff in? yes. the mug-thing looked like a lot of work that she can forego if it's all going down the same way.]
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...Just 'cos I don't agree with your whole hero shtick, don't mean I can't see its merits.
[He crosses his arms over his chest as he leans against the door frame.]
Helping people out, protectin' those who ain't capable of protecting themselves, fighting for those who can't...yeah, I get it.
[After all, it's what he does for Team Skull. The difference being that Team Skull is his community. His family. But doing all of that for random strangers? People who haven't proven their loyalty? It doesn't really make sense to him, but he can see why someone would do it, theoretically.]
'Sides, you've kinda proved to be different than the others, so there's that too.
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it's just as telling that there isn't any, and that...she's relieved for it.
she makes a faint, acknowledging sound before taking a drink and almost immediately regretting it, one eye squeezing shut as her expression pinches against the taste. she'll own her mistake regardless, gulping and setting the glass down rather quickly. the merit of the shaking-part...she understands it much better now, thank you.
she coughs a little to clear her throat, embarrassed, shaking her head.]
We-well. I...I'm relieved to hear it. To not...be a complete joke in your eyes.
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